The Whole Las Vegas Experience
We're sorry, but you're not allowed to leave Las Vegas without spending time with strippers. We know, we know, but we don't make the rules, we just have to enforce them. It's actually part of the contract you signed upon arriving in Las Vegas. Look down into the teeny tiny print and you'll find it states you are required, by federal law, to spend at least one third of your time with, or in the presence of strippers. All those who are found not in accordance with this law will be escorted into the nearest strip club and punished by means of shower with two naked...