The Whole Las Vegas Experience
We're sorry, but you're not allowed to leave Las Vegas without spending time with strippers. We know, we know, but we don't make the rules, we just have to enforce them. It's actually part of the contract you signed upon arriving in Las Vegas. Look down into the teeny tiny print and you'll find it states you are required, by federal law, to spend at least one third of your time with, or in the presence of strippers. All those who are found not in accordance with this law will be escorted into the nearest strip club and punished by means of shower with two naked strippers. Again, we don't make the rules, but we want you to know what these rules are. So, to avoid this kind of devastating torture of a punishment (you want to piss off a stripper, force her into the shower booth and screw up her makeup...it will be wrath like you've never seen), we are providing you access to some of the best Las Vegas strippers.
A Vegas Stripper for Every Occasion
You can have a Las Vegas stripper for every occasion. It doesn't matter what it is for or why you are in town. Looking for perfect Las Vegas bachelor party packages? Not a problem, we have you covered and can send escorts to your room. Do you need specific strippers in Las Vegas for a different event all together? Sure thing, we can take care of it! We have all the Vegas bachelor party ideas you might ever need and can send all the strippers to your room. However, we can't make it happen unless you pick up the phone and give us a call.
Q: Wait, is there really a mandate that we spend time with strippers while in Vegas?
A: Ha, not exactly...but shouldn't there be? After all, the question remains, if you don't spend time with strippers while in Vegas, where you really in Vegas?
Q: How Does this Girls Direct to You Service Work?
A: It is pretty straight forward, honestly. You just give us a call, tell us the kind of girl or girls you're looking for, where you want them, when and any other specifics (like outfits, acts or other variations you believe we should know). From there, we are able to make magic happen. We can send the strippers Las Vegas is known for directly to your location. don't even worry if you are on short notice. As long as you don't need the strippers in, oh, say five minutes from now, we can get the strippers to your place in no time. Of course, the more time you let us prep, the more girls we can send to you and the more accurate the outfits or other looks the girls will be able to wear.
Q: Strippers or Escorts?
A: That all depends on what exactly you are looking for. Do you want a private strip show and lap dance inside of your hotel room? If so, make sure to go with the stripper Las Vegas is known for. If you want a girl who is going to wrap her arm around yours and travel with you throughout the city, show you off to different locations and be there for you every step of the way? An escort is going to be your best bet. Plus, our escorts do have some killer lap dance moves.
